Literature
PBS fanfic Chapter 2
Chapter 2: It Gets Weirder
There was a family of crocodiles in the neighborhood, the father of which wasn't at the ZZE's party last night because he'd rather spent time with his son. (Actually, he would have rather been out partying
but that's a bit beside the point
) What was really confusing was when he somehow stumbled in the door that morning when he was supposedly "sleeping".
His wife, on the other hand, was standing there waiting before he even opened the door. "Where were you?!" she demanded as the door swung open.
He stumbled a bit more before saying in a slurred drunken tone, "
Shut you mouf, woomun
" he hi